These days, green is everyone’s favourite colour. Everyone is concerned about the world blowing up and putting gas everywhere in the universe. Heck, even former vice-presidents are making oscar-winning documentaries about this stuff.
I find it quite strange that people don’t make connections between gaming and the enviroment. Well, I do, and I’ve thought of three ways to be good to the enviroment while gaming, both in-and out of the game.
1. Game with the lights out
If you’re a horror game fan, but also a big wuss, you probably spend most of your gaming hours with the lights ON. Congratulations, you’re winner – NOT. Think about it. There are 24 hours in a day. If you play horror games with the lights on for 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, you have the lights on for 168 hours a week! Having the light on for one hour means you’re wasting 50 dollars! 50*168 = 8400 dollars! It saves money, and our time on earth, to game with the lights out.
2. Buy used games
Sure, they come with humoungous scratches on the back, and last you about 5 hours. Sure, they’re amazingly overpriced considering the trade in value at Gamestop. And sure, they’re crawling with disease. But again, think about this: When you buy a new game, the developers make a new one. They’re using tons of plastic, paper, and other stuff to make the game complete with package. That’s why you buy used games. You’ll save some money, and save some enviroment!
3. Play games that take your breath away
When you breathe, you’re making a plant or a tree do a lot of work. Breathe a lot, and you’re killing trees and plants! That’s why you have to play games that stop you from breathing. Maybe you’re a super-super wuss, even wussier than the wusses I referred to in number 1! Play Resident Evil! Maybe you’re a really insane athlete! Play Madden 07! Or, maybe you’re a really old person who doesn’t like surprises. Play any game with an M rating, and you’re gold.
Way to go. Even by reading this, you’ve saved about 10 trees! You rock, random reader! Continue to play your favourite games, but don’t forget the three steps of green gaming!
What are your favourite ways to help the enviroment AND own noobs at the same time?
Post a comment, and keep being green!




